"Backwoods Nation"

by d. bazan

Calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers

Turn their attention from beating the buggers

Pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers

Backwoods nation...

Calling all doctors of spin and the smoke screen

To whip the new hateriots into a frenzy

Of good versus evil ignoring the history

Of the Backwoods Nation

Ain't it a shame

When due process

Stands in the way of swift justice

Calling all frat' boys

To trade in their hazing

Their keggers and cocaine

And casual date raping

For cabinet appointments

And rose-garden tapings

Backwoods, backwoods, backwoods......nation